I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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