I have demons in me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
tell me about the fingering
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