you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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