so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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