If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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