ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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