You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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