That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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