your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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