You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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