we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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