there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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