3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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