if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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