butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
