I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ugly people sure do ruin things
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Couch. On fire.
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