Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Randomize
