i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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