Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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