it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
