it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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