That's intense
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
