i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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