i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm just crazy horny about you
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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