There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Also, beer. Big fan.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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