Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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