What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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