I think i peed on brittanys purse
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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