People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
