I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
