This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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