So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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