dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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