I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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