Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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