It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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