To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
