She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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