Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
