been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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