i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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