i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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