But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
