Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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