You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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