she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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