So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I need moral support for this bender
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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