do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I see more hoeing in ur future
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