btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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