2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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