How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
