I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
