so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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