Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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