dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I supernannyed him into submission
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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