I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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