So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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