oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
