I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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