Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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