fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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